We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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