Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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