u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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