Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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