you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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