halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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