the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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