i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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