He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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