After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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