Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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