i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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