I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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