Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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