i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night