and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
can you please not set my house on fire for once???