I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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