In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
