This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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