I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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