i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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