You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
