Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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