last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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