NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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