she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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