Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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