I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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