I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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