We're facebook friends in real life
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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