Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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