so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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