i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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