ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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