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(678): View more from Georgia

xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life

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(402): View more from Nebraska

What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.

(773): View more from Illinois

You spelled "worthless" wrong.

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(602): View more from Arizona

i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments

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(646): View more from New York

It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me

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(504): View more from Louisiana

We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex

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