his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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