Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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