The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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