But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I still have a little drunk in my system
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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