And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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