The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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