That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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