all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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