I heard we made out
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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