But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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