after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I think people are normalizing furries
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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