Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm at about main and main street
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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