your room smells of hookers.
And success
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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