Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
