i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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