I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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