Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
is wine microwaveable?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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