she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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