her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
How's work?
Spinning.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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